What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 07:51

-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.